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Scorpio Drinking Style

topic posted Tue, June 22, 2004 - 5:36 PM by  Taffy
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Thought you might all enjoy this...

Scorpio Drinking style:
Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for
they'll smirk at you and quietly but
intentionally keep tippling till they're hog
whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite.
Scorpios like to drink, and screw you if you
have a problem with that. Most of them see the
sauce as something to savor in itself, and not
as a personality-altering tool -- though if
depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total
obliteration. But generally, they're
fascinating drinking pals, brilliant
conversationalists and dizzying flirts. They
also remember everything -- especially what you
did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a
Scorpio who likes you.



(taken from a quiz on quizilla.com which i lost the url to--- it was called 'alchohoroscopes.')
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Taffy
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    Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

    Tue, June 22, 2004 - 6:32 PM
    Hee hee....I got to drag my favorite scorp girl home after she fell face first into a flower bed and couldn't extricate herself. I love drinking with her.
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      Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

      Tue, June 22, 2004 - 8:40 PM
      thanks Taffy, I now raise my glass to you and say "bottoms up", and of course my skirt too (hee hee)!
      • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

        Wed, June 23, 2004 - 12:45 AM
        Sweetnesssss, I love that! I gotta find that URL!

        So so ture ;-)
        • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

          Wed, June 23, 2004 - 6:44 AM
          here here! anybody wanna go get a cocktail???
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            Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

            Wed, June 23, 2004 - 6:55 AM
            Rum and Coke with a twist of lime aka "Culebra". Whats your favorite?
            • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

              Wed, June 23, 2004 - 7:09 AM
              belvedere martini....REAL DIRTY!
              • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                Wed, June 23, 2004 - 10:58 AM
                Wow.. I'm such a lightweight.. I can't drink much at all. 2 drinks and I'm all smiley.

                Cosmo, gin & tonic, and mojitos are my faves..
                • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                  Wed, June 23, 2004 - 11:52 AM
                  ~hiccup~....and another round for all the other scorps...
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                    Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                    Wed, June 23, 2004 - 3:15 PM
                    Over the 6months I've lost my ability to drink. 6'2'' and 220 lbs and I get drunk off of two drinks. I'm a damn embarrassment.

                    Plus being a cheap date hasn't worked out for me as I had expected.
                    • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                      Wed, June 23, 2004 - 4:01 PM
                      Top shelf gin & tonic

                      or

                      Mrco brew w/ a Jameson's

                      yummy :-P
                      • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                        Wed, June 23, 2004 - 7:39 PM
                        Always a Rum and Coke with Cherrys
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                          Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                          Wed, June 23, 2004 - 8:34 PM
                          i must be a freakscorp.
                          cant drink at all.Never could. It smells like petrol and tastes like vinegar to me and always has. I've dissapointed many partners at bars and fine resturaunts, and I drive everyone home. It's especially inconvenient at swinger parties. No one gets more attractive as the night parties on. My swinging days were short and not so sweet! fling me another Shirly Temple so I can pretend to fit in...
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                            Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                            Wed, June 23, 2004 - 9:45 PM
                            You'r not too odd...I'm usually sober by the time every one else is blitzed. I get to drive a lot of people home as well. Not that I don't drink....but I really hate puking in the morning, so I try to keep it to a dull roar, so to speak.
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                            Thu, June 24, 2004 - 1:45 PM
                            I'm all about the Shirley Temple too!! I like to drink wine occasionally, but if I get more than too drinks in me i start telling anyone who will listen my deep dark secrets, try to make out with everyone around and most likely puke all over someones car on the way home. I'm a total spaz.
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              Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

              Thu, June 24, 2004 - 6:38 AM
              Bacardi and Coke or Saphire and Tonic...mmmmmmm
              Two of either and I'm blitzed!
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                Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                Thu, June 24, 2004 - 11:29 AM
                there's just something about scorpio that makes you wanna get fucked up. we tend to gravitate towards intoxicants or avoid them like the plague cos we know what happens.

                personally i'm a jeiger fan all the way!
                • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                  Thu, June 24, 2004 - 12:42 PM
                  nobody has mentioned Scorpian Bowls yet
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                    Thu, June 24, 2004 - 12:50 PM
                    OMG OMG OMG, I <3 Scorpion bowls.... MMMMMMM MMM MMMMMM. Thanx for mentioning. They have the absolute best Scorpions at China Inn in Pacific Beach San Diego. I've haven't been there in a cool minute, I'm hella there next time i hit SoCal, and the food is soooo good.
                    • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                      Thu, June 24, 2004 - 12:56 PM
                      I just starting working outside of Chinatown in Boston but haven't ventured in for a drinking expedition. From the stories heard, I think I need to do some conditioning. Maybe some Scorpian bowl races will get up the old stamina.
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                  Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                  Thu, June 24, 2004 - 12:52 PM
                  >>>there's just something about scorpio that makes you wanna get fucked up. we tend to gravitate towards intoxicants or avoid them like the plague cos we know what happens.

                  in general, Scorps seem to have a tendency to be all or nothing with everything. Personally, nothing is more pathetic than mediocrity and settling for things.
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                    Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                    Thu, June 24, 2004 - 1:44 PM
                    I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME!
                    i am completly all or nothing. never "on the fence", so to speak
                    i guess im not as crazy as i thought :)
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                      Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                      Sun, June 27, 2004 - 11:11 PM
                      Yea that's me. For a long time it was all, all the beer and tequila. Now it's none for me. Here's to my health! Cheers with sparkling apple cider now.
            • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

              Fri, June 25, 2004 - 2:15 AM
              I'm not a big drinker, but when I do drink, I prefer a Dark and
              Stormy (dark rum and ginger beer), but since most bars don't
              have ginger beer, I usually get a rum and coke. Or whiskey.
              • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                Fri, June 25, 2004 - 2:29 AM
                I *heart* ginger beer.

                I'm not much of a drinker really. I do occasionally go out of my way to get myself completely plastered a couple times a year. Go big or go home! I've noticed, that it is true that I do remember everything that's gone one. I haven't once been so drunk that I forget a thing.

                Instead of indulging in alcohol, my preference is for psychadelics. I go along with the scorpion mannerism of destruction in this regard, as I make every attempt to completely pulverise my ego in anyway available to me. Unfortunately for me, my ego seems to be firmly in place. Much much too firmly in place. hehe
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                  Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                  Fri, June 25, 2004 - 3:52 AM
                  good everything!! tequila chased with pomegranite juice, jhonnie walker, belvedere, etc..
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                    Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                    Sun, June 27, 2004 - 7:40 AM
                    "in general, Scorps seem to have a tendency to be all or nothing with everything. Personally, nothing is more pathetic than mediocrity and settling for things. "

                    This has lead to certain problems with substances and once I start doing them I don't stop....this is why I learned to say no to a few things over time...I really can say no to everythin but alcohol these days...and I can drink a whole lot...it is also the one drug that I can't handle myself on and lose all emotional control...but I still indulge almost daily
                    • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

                      Fri, July 2, 2004 - 12:38 PM
                      Hey Lisa, I totally relate to that!

                      I love this tribe, it constantly makes me laugh about my inherent qualities. It's nice to know that other people share them as well.
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              Mon, July 19, 2004 - 11:10 PM
              I thought that was called a Cuba Libre.... the only difference is that Cuba Libre has lemosn instead of lime, but there couldn't be that much of a difference between them, right?
          • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

            Wed, July 7, 2004 - 12:38 PM
            TNT for me! Drinking and flirting is always a dangerous combination for me... I think most Scorpios can seduce almost anyone when the restraints are off... which doesn't always work out well, but if you are having fun... you're having fun!
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    Thu, August 5, 2004 - 3:24 PM
    I love strawberry margaritas and if given the opportunity I will drink them til I'm passed the fuck out. So I don't drink like I used to... I prefer to spark up a joint to drinking these days... but I do love to be hiiiiiigh! Of course I'm always ready to hit it with a fine lady or a sexy boi... but get me intoxicated and it's ON! I'll have her face down ass up before she knows what hit her and vice versa if I'm lucky. Woo hoo!

    Did I say that out loud?

    LOL
    • Re: Scorpio Drinking Style

      Tue, August 10, 2004 - 10:43 AM
      i love the taste of alcohol but i have a weak stomach and generally start feeling sick before i'm much more than a bit tipsy. and it makes me socially paranoid: i think this is due to being sober and watching drunk people making asses of themselves... and being uncomfortable about doing the same. drunk sex is pointless and boring IMO. numbed and awkward and just not as pleasurable an experience.
      soooo grateful i live in canada!!! a toast for grade A weed.

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